strokefaced from new york to chicago.

i decided to visit the dog on the back porch tonight

i’ve been watching this documentary in spanish for about ten minutes. i only really understand a little of what they’re saying but my head keeps nodding like i’m actually understanding EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. but i know better than that.

and it was driving me nuts because i hear the theme music from “the social network” in the background of the video but i can’t tell if it’s actually in the video or if it’s just playing so loud in my head from my memory that i’m tricking myself?

http://www.canalplus.es/play/video.html?id=903868&media=PO856480&cc=CP#

do you hear it too?

i mean in any event, hablaring and pensaring totalmente en espanol es tan deficil! JV, do you think that enrique iglesias would hang out with pitbull for real, not just to make a song? i wonder. probably only on a boat or something deluxe.

ok i think i am going to go watch that film again.

torrey, make sure you check into registering our FORT company tomorrow. AND DONT FORGET THE MS PAINT BATTLEEE

i have dreamed about this exact moment for about ten hours now
where i cut a mint brownie
after hangin with victor
and it hits my teeth
that moment
is what i lived for today

shit ima consume as i watch lost tonight. AND WUT

happy one y'all.

jv: Tell me a funny story
jc: once upon a time there was a goat
his name was tony.
he really like fresh grass
and metal cans for treatz.
then one day someone tried to feed him a DELICIOUS quesadilla.
it was so delicious because it had goat cheese in it.
the goat was conflicted.
tony wasn't sure if eating goat cheese was legal tender.
he decided to ask his neighbor, the rca dog.
tina, the fly ass stoner dog, peared over her sweet shades at the dumb goat.
she thought "bitch plz -- that shit is GOOD."
but because she was a nice rca dog
she looked at tony the goat and said "everything is better with goat cheese."
then she paused.
...
"EXCEPT STROKE"
stroke is better alone.
no cheese.
the RCA dog flashed a peace sign at the goat
and said "check ya later, skater" and zoomed away on her dog vespa.
the goat returned and ever since, has never madea quesadilla sans goat cheese ever again.
THEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
jv: DYING
jv: LMAO
jv: BEST STORY EVER

dude.

not stroked right now.

but.

what is the explanation of stroking pre halloween.

getting really drunk.

stroking when i get home.

sleep.

and stroking when i wake up?

i tell you, us ladies need a stroke-a-thon.

dip(it)lo

my throat is like a curly slide towards digestion for baby goldfiesh crackers.

i had a rough night and worked till 145am and got home and had to smoke. i needed to chill the hell out. life is really intense lately — not into that.

you guys come here really really soon — that is AWESOME.

uh oh. i think i just let a pokeball out. full of air.

i really like the falloutboy single “i don’t care”

i’m STOOP.

asianz.

fannie just said the azn snacks would ne “put to handy.”

hello, computer.

my name is Zach.

i cry when i have to tighten the screws.

GHOSTWRITER, WORD.

thabto.

two heads are better than one.

stroked with my little brother on a wednesday night

top three moments:

1. “i gotta send my shit home…to b31.”

2. “CLOSE TO THE EDGE, ROUND BY THE STATION” simultaneously sung.

3. dude - why mom always gotta be buying busted fans? i feel like i’ve had SO many fans.

and a close 4th:

4. watching him play metal gear solid 4 at 130am.

“

oh HELL NO, you gave away my cornbread recipe?

and she put WEED in it?
OH HELL NO YOU DONT PUT NO WEED IN MAH CORNBREAD

— weeds angry black woman.