December 2010
1 post
i decided to visit the dog on the back porch...
i’ve been watching this documentary in spanish for about ten minutes. i only really understand a little of what they’re saying but my head keeps nodding like i’m actually understanding EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. but i know better than that.
and it was driving me nuts because i hear the theme music from “the social network” in the background of the video but i can’t...
April 2010
2 posts
happy one y'all.
jv: Tell me a funny story
jc: once upon a time there was a goat
his name was tony.
he really like fresh grass
and metal cans for treatz.
then one day someone tried to feed him a DELICIOUS quesadilla.
it was so delicious because it had goat cheese in it.
the goat was conflicted.
tony wasn't sure if eating goat cheese was legal tender.
he decided to ask his neighbor, the rca dog.
tina, the fly ass stoner dog, peared over her sweet shades at the dumb goat.
she thought "bitch plz -- that shit is GOOD."
but because she was a nice rca dog
she looked at tony the goat and said "everything is better with goat cheese."
then she paused.
...
"EXCEPT STROKE"
stroke is better alone.
no cheese.
the RCA dog flashed a peace sign at the goat
and said "check ya later, skater" and zoomed away on her dog vespa.
the goat returned and ever since, has never madea quesadilla sans goat cheese ever again.
THEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
jv: DYING
jv: LMAO
jv: BEST STORY EVER
November 2008
1 post
dude.
not stroked right now.
but.
what is the explanation of stroking pre halloween.
getting really drunk.
stroking when i get home.
sleep.
and stroking when i wake up?
i tell you, us ladies need a stroke-a-thon.
October 2008
1 post
dip(it)lo
my throat is like a curly slide towards digestion for baby goldfiesh crackers.
i had a rough night and worked till 145am and got home and had to smoke. i needed to chill the hell out. life is really intense lately — not into that.
you guys come here really really soon — that is AWESOME.
uh oh. i think i just let a pokeball out. full of air.
i really like the falloutboy single...
August 2008
1 post
asianz.
fannie just said the azn snacks would ne “put to handy.”
July 2008
2 posts
hello, computer.
my name is Zach.
i cry when i have to tighten the screws.
GHOSTWRITER, WORD.
thabto.
two heads are better than one.
stroked with my little brother on a wednesday...
top three moments:
1. “i gotta send my shit home…to b31.”
2. “CLOSE TO THE EDGE, ROUND BY THE STATION” simultaneously sung.
3. dude - why mom always gotta be buying busted fans? i feel like i’ve had SO many fans.
and a close 4th:
4. watching him play metal gear solid 4 at 130am.
June 2008
4 posts
“oh HELL NO, you gave away my cornbread recipe?
and she put WEED in it?
OH...”
– weeds angry black woman.
“go watch telemundo with lupita”
– weeds, again.
“eye dont a smell a with mah cootchie.”
– maid on weeds.
must consume mene brownies
first of all…to measure something as tiny (tine) when cooking, it is properly known as a “smidge”
dumb ass whack bitch.
so a smidge is very similar to a midge.
in that they both translate to something that is small. tine. tiny.
so a smidge of weed in a brownie in a small container would be.
a smidge midge pot brownie.
white people steal.
count they money.
AL...
May 2008
1 post
Woo.
Thank god for jcohn or I wouldn’t even know the e,ail address for this thing. Stroking w 5 dudes uibn nj is hard. We just toasted and someone daid, “gentlemen” oy. I’m like a boy w tits. I hope everyone is having a good saturday. Nighjt w 5 straifht boys + tila tequila = erm. Not as fun as w jv and jcohn and can’t even requal blue eyeshadow and scruncie and sherrod...
April 2008
2 posts
toronto!!!
so many ripples!’ my eyes are shut. “i have so much things to type” jcihn. So this day in history. we spent the afternoon buying dope kicks, crepes, and sangrias and carlsbergs ( i know there is a gramamtical syntaz error that there are so many items in the list but two AND’s….fuck journalism) andyandyANDY!ways, we bough cool things. we then came back to the hosel to...
420!
Happy April 20th! The day we stroke our faces off even though we aren’t quite sure why! Tor and JCihn and KChin are in IL. Hopefully stroking for 420 or I’ll be very disappointed! Actually, Torface might be seeing MCR in some other state? I dunno, I’m too stroked to remember. Actually! That’s the whole point. This is JV, stroked and alone in NYC. Isn’t that so sad?...
March 2008
7 posts
vicarious stroke post
so, i’m not stroked, but bear with. jcohn texts me while i’m stroking in the car with jv. so it’s LEGIT. texts in order. verbatim. spelling mistakes, punctuation and all. (maybe jcohn posts my replies?) jcohn: oh god you have to post to stroke for me. Mae on stroke is rca dog plus the nineteen sixties plus color and trucks. jcohn: Also. I want to emomosh and dance in the ctr of...
look kchin, look. 2002. litz. does that shirt say... →
smarter and wiser.
well i was going to go meet taylor berg and craig but instead ive gone and half solo stroked and sutter homed. ive got ruffles and a degrassi marathon that lasts literally all night. Staying in like this > going out with txmrelated people. edit: ttron just texted me to come to martini park. but i am not 40 years old and wearing a cheetah dress so…PASS. Liberty just told jt that...
shit WHY did i do that.
ummm. solo stroke in chicago….with noe one home and i’ve gone and made myself tangonight…transylaysh: TOO stroked. like…rotations of energy boucing hollow from the center on out and spinning. and finger flow on keyboards is just melodic at this point. by back is cold cause i opened the window for frsh air, but it’s not even that nice out…like 32. no. 35. ...
rocking the suburbs.
kchin: my legs are getting expo…expoten…expotentionally shorter. ::spit on deck:: steph: omg why did you spit on the deck?! jskorn: i thought it would go between the cracks! kchin: blow it in my face! ::bl bl bl blow:: blow it in all our faces.
Volleyball.
I’m in a gym in the bronx watching njjess play volleyball. She’s really good and her team is the ringer team—they’re really good too. I
February 2008
13 posts
whoa (WHOA)
one thing to start. this girl jenny, she grew up int he buirbs with kchin. she used to like the t’s. the plain white ones and she used to do special things with the really hot guy. maybe two t’s hott. T’s? t’s! so anyways, the story goes she sleeps with the hot(t) one. she stops one day and then stops really liking them as much. later she tells kchin about it. kchin tells jcihn. jichn is...
Fw: leap year
please note where the original email was sent to.
dus
jv and I recently took a stroke trip to the ground round. what does jv say, “I’m so fucking driving right now.” she takes directions from a girl from new jersey, takes a wrong right turn, finds “utopia!” keeps driving, finds northern blvd and “says, torrey, it’s a miracle! this is a miracle!” oh queens. I
Put it in you
“And they can put their penis in them”-efutt. “Orrr they can put their put it in their baaaawdy”-jv/jcohn.
JV is so into it
I must be getting my period tmrw because I’m just so :::fans self:: WHOOSH
JV stroke...
“Ahhhhhh! My skin [is on my bawdy.]. My eyes are in my head. They’re ticklish or something!”
Hey Vic!
I wanna get fired up by Jordan Catalano.
My so called cell phone.
“You blowing up?”-t “No, I’m making someone else blow.”-jcohn.
Strokefaced on 5/22 in NJ
JCohn: “He looks like that guy… Michael J. Fox, except not. That other guy on TV.” JV and Torrey: “Scott Wolf??” JCohn: “Yes!” Torrey: “Did you make that comparison like fox… wolf?” JCohn: “Haha, no!” JV: “Wow. Amazing.”
Test
Does this ish really work? I hope so!
not strokefaced... and you can't update from a...
