April 2009
1 post
happy one y'all.
jv: Tell me a funny story
jc: once upon a time there was a goat
his name was tony.
he really like fresh grass
and metal cans for treatz.
then one day someone tried to feed him a DELICIOUS quesadilla.
it was so delicious because it had goat cheese in it.
the goat was conflicted.
tony wasn't sure if eating goat cheese was legal tender.
he decided to ask his neighbor, the rca dog.
tina, the fly ass stoner dog, peared over her sweet shades at the dumb goat.
she thought "bitch plz -- that shit is GOOD."
but because she was a nice rca dog
she looked at tony the goat and said "everything is better with goat cheese."
then she paused.
...
"EXCEPT STROKE"
stroke is better alone.
no cheese.
the RCA dog flashed a peace sign at the goat
and said "check ya later, skater" and zoomed away on her dog vespa.
the goat returned and ever since, has never madea quesadilla sans goat cheese ever again.
THEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
jv: DYING
jv: LMAO
jv: BEST STORY EVER