four chicks. one blog.
we live below the influence.
Apr 20
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jv:
Tell me a funny story
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jc:
once upon a time there was a goat
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his name was tony.
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he really like fresh grass
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and metal cans for treatz.
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then one day someone tried to feed him a DELICIOUS quesadilla.
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it was so delicious because it had goat cheese in it.
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the goat was conflicted.
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tony wasn't sure if eating goat cheese was legal tender.
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he decided to ask his neighbor, the rca dog.
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tina, the fly ass stoner dog, peared over her sweet shades at the dumb goat.
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she thought "bitch plz -- that shit is GOOD."
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but because she was a nice rca dog
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she looked at tony the goat and said "everything is better with goat cheese."
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then she paused.
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...
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"EXCEPT STROKE"
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stroke is better alone.
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no cheese.
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the RCA dog flashed a peace sign at the goat
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and said "check ya later, skater" and zoomed away on her dog vespa.
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the goat returned and ever since, has never madea quesadilla sans goat cheese ever again.
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THEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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jv:
DYING
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jv:
LMAO
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jv:
BEST STORY EVER
